Bengalore ki daastan, suni toh hogi aapne
Maarte so faile aur baat karte baadme
Dil ke saaf khaali apni baat mech maghroor hame
Ek jigra, dusra daring, yeh do cheezan se mashoor hame
Ghafoor hame, sabme bade lekin soch chotich
Seeda kya b dikta nai khaali dikhte note-ich
Ek pantar aaji baaji chaar-paanch showpiece
Ki kati iska bawa MLA uska bawa Police
Hero khudke vaste, dusryan ku villain hume
Daaru peete nai, pilate pooryan ku chillum hame
Rupay kya cheez Dubai jaako kamalinge Dirham
Apne area mein sher, picche gully mein hiran hame
Baccha Baccha sir phira, sir se paun tak psyc sab
Maalum ich ni hota karrin baat kab aur fight kab
Mai-Mai ki bombdi yhan sabbi hulti khopdi ke
Dekhe toh bhi poochtin, kya re ghoor-ra bhosdike?
Noukri ke koun b ni, sabbi khaali roll-call ke
Jeb me paise bharko rakhte mehnat ke nai jhol-jhaal ke
Ghar me khane khana nai, aise aise shokh paalte
Naseehat denewalyan ka, maarko bokka phod daalte
Chod jaande kya karna? aaj naith saba'n line po aatin
Potte'k picche kya rona? baat karinge baikoa'n ki
Baiko'an? toba-toba, uno sabse bade psycho-an
Beti padhna mai karko bolit boltin, shaadi karle baitko khaati
Kaiku aunty yeh zulum? Kartin apni beti po
Khaali ghar samhalnek vaste'ch kya shadi karko detin so?
Bete'k chodte tirikne phir beti'k rakhte qaid
Apne daaga'n ku chapaate aur dhundte sabme aib?
Ratti hasko baat kari toh, chokri hogi chanchal ki?
Kaam se zarra late ayi toh pakka kyaki gadbad ki?
Ghoor ghoorko sabku, unki naak me dum kartin
Chakkar naich tha ki inka kabbi inki zindagi mein?
Lover se milne gayech nai ki ino sondori mein?
Shaq kartin aur saath ich jaasoosi raat din
Sherlock tak har maan-na aisi inki chaan-been (kya?)
(Aisi inki chaan-been, kya?
Bengaloor ki daastan, kya?)
Potte ku chool zyada, pottiyan ku haibat yhan
Sab samjhe sabbi par ye kon b nai samjya
Mai khud diwana hoon dekko ye, baigan ka
Full rhate yetta ki jhukne gayet' girjaate
Dum yetta phir b ki bhukke pet chhill daalte
Auqaat badi ni aur choti cheez pasand ni
Propose b karte so hukkeh kech ring-an se
Shaadi toh karlete, nibhana ek aata ni
Fight maarna easy yhaan line maarna aasaan ni
Acchi pareshani hogi na, jhaata'n ki
Gaadi liye laakha'n ki petrol ku kaasa'n ni