I was like look you shouldn't play me to the left, dear
I'm trying to whisper at you. Lend me your left ear
If you leave alone you'll regret what you left here
Play your cards right, we might exchange a couple sex stares
Let's share a few inside stories
Take a sip of my forty
A nudge from your homegirl might turn the tides towards me
Or you could sit there and pretend I'm boring
The game is air tight
Like the bubble on the back of these here Air Nikes
You and me, well, that just ain't a fair fight
You're a dime a dozen, baby, I'm a real rare type
Honus Wagner
With a ton of swagger
I'mma chug another lager till this strut becomes a stagger
Friend or foe out the door it doesn't matter
I'mma be an asshole simply for the love of laughter
Cause it makes my friends all chuckle
When I'm talking to a young lass flashing a
Ball-buckle
Go ahead and Google search it
While I tell your girlfriend she makes me a better person
Take me home. Take me home. Take me home, girl
I don't want to leave this spot all alone, girl
I don't need another number in my phone, girl
So take me home. Take me home. Take me home, girl
Take me home. Take me home. Take me home, girl
I don't want to leave this spot all alone, girl
I don't need another number in my phone, girl
So take me home. Take me home. Take me home, girl
Take... take me home, girl
Take... take me home, girl
Take... take me home, girl
I'm trying to make you my homegirl
Sugar pie, listen. I ain't really used to getting turned down
And I don't think tonight's the night I'm 'bout to learn how
I see the cleavage peeking right outta your blouse
Lack of eye contact, pardon while I perv out
I get it. You don't usually do this
But, baby, love is war and I ain't losing to cupid
I mean you and me could make some beautiful music
I'm trying to do yoga maneuvers and unusual movements
So, keep stirring that
Cosmo Kramer
We'll deal with the guilt of tomorrow later
I seen you walk by, swiveling your head
Made me wish I smelt better. Who said chivalry is dead?
It's not. I break it out when I need to
I just didn't think I needed to when I seen you
You say I'm nasty but, girl, I don't believe you
Because you keep blushing when I'm being so obscene, boo
I'm trying to take... take you home
Sticks may break my bones
But a no don't hurt me
A closed mouth don't get fed
Got a warm house and bed
I don't speak in codes though, I'm flirting