Let me say something to you As a friend You suck! I hate musicians Who play with fucking loop stations Aren't they able to find some friends To establish a proper band And what about all this crowdfunding shit Your band will never write a hit Am I the only idiot Who earns the money for recordings on the road? My music sucks More than it ever did before My music sucks And all my songs are just a bore I'm too old for all this shit I'm pointing out the truth I will never be half as good as you For every song a high gloss video Taking selfies at Ed Sheeran shows Social media promo But will you ever hit the road You say I just copy Ragans Chuck I tell you I don't give a fuck Cause I'm the guy who played punk rock A long time before you were born My music sucks More than it ever did before My music sucks And all my songs are just a bore I'm too old for all this shit I'm pointing out the truth I will never be half as good as you And just like the Caper I need no tattoos To show everyone that I am a real cool dude My music sucks More than it ever did before My music sucks And all my songs are just a bore My music sucks More than it ever did before My music sucks And all my songs are just a bore I'm too old for all this shit I'm pointing out the truth I will never be half as good as you My music sucks My music sucks My music sucks