When all you really do is sleep all day You find yourself with nothing interesting to say Oh boy, your self loathing Shtick is wearing thin It's time to reinvent For the sake of content Oh, we've heard it all before Being miserable's a bore Can't you start to learn parkour? We expected so much more You will never be Pewdiepie You'll exist and then you'll die Oh, your life's been one long sigh You've let the whole world pass you by Instagram your best frown Livestream a meltdown You're the saddest clown around You're the saddest clown in town Eat dinner in your dressing gown If you sing it then it sounds profound You're the saddest clown around You're the saddest clown in town