You caught me on a cold day, I think you thought my trench coat tracksuit combo was a bit rogue We didn't meet in the classical sense, But it weren't A B C D or Eharmony either, Proper meat and potatoes romancing Dancing, that's how you said it, and I loved it You had layers like a pint of guinness, Blew hot and cold, A real human bean I try to look, smart for you I try to look, after you I can try but I can't smile Anymore, unless you do Tatty old patterned shirts selling at stupid prices, Much too clever to get suckered into that fish tank But we needed somewhere to get comfortable. So we hid behind hangers, and hangovers, behind today I try to look, smart for you I try to look, after you I can try but I can't smile Anymore, unless you do Apologies for fireworks, thankfully time works better than plasters Loves a rip off if it's counterfeit But I worked on queens market mate, I can sniff that out. Keep the chain, what a trade I try to look, smart for you I try to look, after you I can try but I can't smile Anymore, unless you do I try to look, smart for you I try to look, after you I can try but I can't smile Anymore, unless you do Oi Love ya See ya later