I wish it was the weekend
Even though it's all the same for me yea I still
Wish it was the weekend
Cos then I'd have some friends
And not be in my head
I'm yawning down the Cally early morning
Just dropped off the Mrs
And I need to get something in my stomach, stat
Tally ho I'm thinkin to stop off at the breakout cafe
But a group of geezers are looking at me funny
I'm trying to work out if I recognise their faces
Cos sometimes I forget the places I've frequented
After one two many 'liveners'
The last place you wanna get into a row with blokes with face tattoos
Is out the front of Pentonville
Cos this ain't Shoreditch
And it's not for the look my darling na na na
I wish it was the weekend
Even though it's all the same for me yea I still
Wish it was the weekend, cos then I'd have some friends
I bump into big mike which is a weird one cos he's a Southend boy
Turns out he's up here on a job
Mikes about 6 foot thousand
With hair a bit like Jamie Oliver when he used to do the naked chef
I text Joel to say I bumped into big mike
And get a screenshot back of big mike telling Joel he bumped into me
We arrange a drink that will never happen
I wish it was the weekend
Even though it's all the same for me yea I still
Wish it was the weekend, cos then I'd have some friends
And of course my mouth tastes like burger sauce from the night before
And I've got one of those headaches that's only in my left eye
I could do with some tlc to be honest tbh
But there's no one about cos they're all normal people with jobs
I wish it was the weekend
Even though it's all the same for me yea I still
Wish it was the weekend
Cos then I'd have some friends
I wish it was the weekend
Even though it's all the same for me yea I still
Wish it was the weekend
Cos then I'd have some friends
And not be in my head
I wish it was the weekend
I really wish it was the weekend
I wish it was the weekend
I really wish it was the weekend