If you wanna dance No Chance But if you're gonna pay Buy me a house somewhere in Dublin I'll be the richest man alive Burn down the houses of Parliament I'll be the biggest lad alive Burn down my house on Southend seaside I'll be the saddest man alive Buy me a house in central London I'll be the biggest twat alive Know I'd rather be pure than dead But I'd rather be dead than poor I don't wanna wake up anymore, anymore Buy me outright if you wanna Fly me out to California It would be my honour To be yours But if you wanna dance no chance If you wanna sway no way Cos I'm full of pride, thats why But if you're gonna pay A - Ok Ok Ok Ok Make me mould me my madonna Hand of God like Maradona Dip my feet in your holy water Spoil you rotten only daughter Drink drive us home tonight Before I lose my temper Catch a case or catch a flight You're such a big spender Know I'd rather be pure than dead But I'd rather be dead than poor I don't wanna wake up anymore, anymore Buy me outright if you wanna Fly me out to California It would be my honour To be yours But if you wanna dance no chance Put me on display no way Cos I'm full of pride, thats why But if you're gonna pay A - Ok Ok Ok Ok Ok Ok Ok Ok