Sounds like a scene out of snatch And she swanned in looking like the deadliest catch A rocket Ready for blast off BYOB Bring your own bottles BYOM Bring your own models Come through Come through VIP That's my status MVP Top dog that's me baby Come through Come through Oh sorry mate she's yours is she Well lucky you Cos my girl's mad at me And I don't know what I done My girl's mad at me And she's the stars she's the moon she's the sun Lord I know that she deserves a better metaphor But I'm running low on words they've all been said before Now my girl's mad at me And I'm under the gun I'm sure given the right time and effort Circumstance Situation I could jig this about to work in my favour So when he goes for a fag I pull a chair over and I says to her I says look If you and me Got better acquainted I'm sure that we Could end up naked Don't you? Don't you? She looked at me Like I was a piece of Sherlocks Holmes Stuck underneath Her Shoe Her Shoe And with that she sighed Flicked her hair and vanished into fairy dust Poof My girl's mad at me And I don't know what I done My girl's mad at me And she's the stars she's the moon she's the sun Lord I know that she deserves a better metaphor But I'm running low on words they've all been said before (now) My girl's mad at me And I'm under the gun GYOB Get your own baby GGYOB Go get your own baby GOGGYOB Go on go get your own baby GOGGYOBP Go on go get your own baby please GYOB Get your own baby GGYOB Go get your own baby GOGGYOB Go on go get your own baby GOGGYOBP Go on go get your own baby please My girl's mad at me And I don't know what I done My girl's mad at me And she's the stars she's the moon she's the sun Lord I know that she deserves a better metaphor But I'm running low on words they've all been said before (well) My girl's mad at me And I'm under the gun