Taxi driver! Take me to to this street No I don't know the way That's why I took a taxi Thank you keep the change Promise you sir, over 21 But please ask again Charge me a small country's BNP For hanging my jacket in Tonight it's payday Everyone knows it I can buy love I can buy your love When the band starts playing When you are here, and you, and you It's nights like this I'll cherish But I can never tell until they're through With your pocket loaded With your chest poundering, Poundering It's nights like this I'll remember I always dance much better on payday Maria! look, my old love with a thin moustache Like Wooderson in Dazed & Confused It's my favorite use of facial hair I'll go poke his shoulder. So long since last we met What is she like, your new What do you mean "She is the opposite of you" How strange of you to choose somebody boring, Weird that you picked someone neat, How odd it seems that you would take a girl Who doesn't like to drink or eat.