I thought that I could win This race that we're all in But you called me up with first place news You say you attempted suicide Does it count, if you didn't die? In the race to be the saddest guy In the race to be the saddest guy In the race to be the saddest guy In the race to be the saddest guy You wear your hands inside your sleeves I get it, what you mean They match the bags under your eyes I'm gonna have to step it up If I care, to win this The race to be the saddest guy The race to be the saddest guy The race to be the saddest guy The race to be the saddest guy I'm in the race to be the saddest guy Does it count more, 'cause you wear it on your sleeve? Doesn't make much more, sense to me Does it count more, 'cause you wear it on your sleeve? Doesn't make much more, sense to me I'm in the race to be the saddest guy