Left the apartment For the grocery store With the promise of a girl scout Sale by the front door But when I got to the store They were sold out of tag alongs Those miscreant girls I need my fix so I can get along ♪ I spend my evenings In the changing light That spills through the seasons And my shades drawn tight Listening to this mortal coil In a knee long lizard shirt Surviving off Thai food and Facetiming with my mom (Hey, Mom) Baby, I've got influenza Sugar, let me influence ya Hi honey, it's me Before I forget, I wanna tell you that you've gotta take a probiotic Because of the antibiotic you're taking But you can't take it within three hours of taking the antibiotic So you either have to take it at night or three hours after ... Baby, I've got influenza Sugar, let me influence ya Baby, I've got influenza Sugar, let me influence ya Baby, I've got influenza (Sugar) Lady, won't you influence me?