There once was a lad who looked like me He was an innocent soul but he loved TV His friend got him into anime And now he's a goddamn weeb Oh no, he's addicted to porn He watches hentai way into the morn One day he was having some fun 'Til his mom burst in, oh no! His step sis whispered Onii-Chan It felt so wrong, but he was a fan She got stuck in the laundry door Oh, watch the little lad go Oh no, he's addicted to porn He watches hentai way into the morn One day he was having some fun 'Til his mom burst in, oh no! When his stepmom walked in, she was mad She said I'ma 'bout to tell y'all's dad Unless y'all wanna run it back And make it a party of three Oh no, he's addicted to porn He watches hentai way into the morn One day he was having some fun 'Til his mom burst in, oh no!