There once was a lad who looked like me He's an innocent soul but he loved TV His friend got him into anime And now he's a goddamn weeb Oh no, he's addicted to porn He watches hentai way into 'morn One day he was having some fun 'Til his mom burst in, oh no His stepsis whispered "Oniichan" It felt so wrong, but he was a fan She got stuck in the laundry door Oh watch the little lad go (Ara Ara) Oh no, he's addicted to porn He watches hentai way until the 'morn One day he was having some fun 'Til his mom burst in, oh no (Jafiki Senpai!) His stepsis whispered "Oniichan" It felt so wrong, but he was a fan She got stuck in the laundry door Oh watch the little lad go Watching little Watching little Watching little, oooh Oh no, he's addicted to porn He watches hentai way until the 'morn One day he was having some fun 'Til his mom burst in, oh no (Ara Ara!) Oh no, he's addicted to porn He watches hentai way until the 'morn One day he was having some fun 'Til his mom burst in, oh no