If you wanna bake a pie First you make the crust Never skimp on butter Or it'll turn out tough Rhubarb from the garden Cinnamon and clove A cup of Dixie sugar A little moonshine in the dough But nothin' you can make Can make you good enough If you're cookin' for a man who doesn't love you Spend all day in the kitchen Bakin' something sweet Flour on your apron Dancin' in bare feet You put all your hopes and wishes Into his birthday pie But then there's somethin' kin to pity There behind his eyes 'Cause nothin' you can make Can make you good enough If you're cookin' for a man who doesn't love you Give all you have But don't wait around to get it back He won't mind your company But he'll never bring you home to meet the family 'Cause honey, nothin' you can make Can make you good enough If you're cookin' for a man who doesn't love you