I don't wanna go on a date Richard
I just wanna meet you face to face
Face to face Richard
Richard
Richard
Richard
Richard
Richard, I was raised on your shit
In ninth grade I had a henna tattoo of your name on my wrist
Every morning I watched Jaws with my eggs
And that's just the beggining of the list
Listen to this, Rich
Your movie Nuts has a 38 on Rotten Tomatoes
But according to Gabe, you're 100
And you better believe that my Kickstarter to meet you would get funded
But you don't wanna meet me, why?
Because the villian of Red doesn't want anything to do with me
I'm sick in the head and Richard thinks that I got loonasty
But there's just two things wrong with me, Rich
I haven't met you yet and I'm still trying
Richard, would you make time for me if I was dying?
If I was Give Kids the World would you give me a meeting?
If I was Make a Wish would you take me out to eat
Or would you give me tickets to a private screening?
In one of your civic stocks, would you give me preffered seating?
No?
Then I'm like your movie, Nuts, a failure
But Richard, here's two nuts that aren't afraid to tell you
That after this song, I'm moving on
I don't wanna go on a date Richard
So cancel the restraining order
Tell your sons and daughters on Twitter that I won't bother them anymore
Cause I'm getting off the shitter
Dreyfuss, you're flushed, I'm moving on
And I have a lot of Always memorabilia that I have to go pawn
So Dreyfuss, I'm moving on