Push all the chairs and the tables up against the wall Throw some sawdust down, spread it round Cut the jukebox off Ice the lone star up, pull the plug and let the neon buzz This whole damn town's gonna drown in a sea of suds There'll be fights in the parking lot Buckle bunny hunnies shaking all they got Shootin' out the lights like a Louisiana Saturday night Yeah we're turning this small town dusty dive Little hole in the wall into a honky tonk tonight Better get up on your toes Mr. bouncer man This rowdy crowd's about to get outta hand When you open up them doors, the boys gonna hit the stage This ol' juke joint's bout to turn into a whole new place There'll be fights in the parking lot Buckle bunny hunnies shaking all they got Shootin' out the lights like a Louisiana Saturday night Yeah we're turning this small town dusty dive Little hole in the wall into a honky tonk tonight That's right They'll be two step stomping them snakeskin boots Like a wild eyed bull when they pull that chute Throw in a little fiddle to some dixieland delight Yeah we're turning this small town dusty dive Little hole in the wall into a honky tonk yeah Turning this backwoods dusty dive Little hole in the wall into a honky tonk tonight Into a honky tonk tonight That's right