Hello, and welcome to opening ceremonies
It's the 17th annual, second iteration, third location for our dear con
And I'd like to list our... expectations
Let's start this con out right
For those of you stayin' up all night
The third floor is the designated "noisy block"
Clothes must be worn at all times
Please observe all markings and signs and remember
Security is here for your "safety"
Our charity is here, the local animal shelter
We hope you'll be as generous as you can with them
Our con operations room is one-twenty-five
If you have issues come on over and heeeeey
Tell me somethin' I don't know
Gimme something I ain't never heard before
After two decades of cons, there's not much can go wrong
That hasn't happened at least fifteen times already soooooo
Tell me something I don't know
Make my jaw drop when you walk in the door
There's no need to be scared, the staff and I are prepared
So tell me something I don't knoooooooow!
So I think it goes without saying
Please don't wear masks of ANY kind in the Casino. They take that pretty seriously
(Just tell us the con theme)
(Yeah!)
Askin' about the con theme, son?
Well, we couldn't think of one
So we'll be sure to get on that for next year
We got some last minute schedule changes
Dances now run till three AM and if you wanna be in the car show, YES, you must own a car
The fursuit parade has, once again, been cancelled
B ut hey, if you wanna take a walk
Please do it anywhere except for the Walmart
They want your business, but not as a giant cat, oooooh!
Tell me somethin' I don't know
Gimme something I ain't never heard before
After two decades of cons, there's not much can go wrong
That hasn't happened at least fifteen times already soooooo
Tell me something I don't know
Make my jaw drop when you walk in the door
There's no need to be scared, the staff and I are prepared
So tell me something I don't knoooooooow!
Well, uh. That should about do it for me
Try to go see some panels
We got a band playing at some point
Uh... no vaping indoors
And remember, you may only board the elevator from the ground floor!
If you go down to go up, I'll personally murder you
Thanks!