On the road, gonna beat the traffic
There isn't much at 4 AM
I can hardly move inside this car
In the back you can see the magic
Mesh eyes starin' back towards home
Eight hundred miles can't be that far
What is this, our fifth con this year?
I bet they already got our spot saved
In the reg line
Where they'll need to know what's your name and
Do you have your ID?
Reg line
Get your badge and goooooo
Make the con your own!
(Now boarding flight 1948 for Reno, Nevada)
(Group A numbers one through thirty come on down)
Got a two hour delay sitting at the airport
But weather ain't breakin' this smile
This'll be my first time off of the ground
I call Jesse as I hit arrivals
Count down till the moment we meet
I step out at door two and I see their car
Trunk clicks open, stick my bag inside
Now it's only us for a thirteen minute ride
Hi, I'm Jesse - er, Clover
Oh hey, thanks for picking me up
I guess you'd know me as Thistle
Well, where should we go first?
Do you have your badge yet?
No
Well
Take me to the reg line
Gotta get my alter ego's identification
Reg line
Get my badge and go
Find my
Hotel room
♪
Ugh
We've had some lights down, and an elevator
So far nothing to scrape off the walls
I wish we could get one thing to start on time
(Calling con chair)
Here's my next disaster
What do you mean the system's down?
Ugh just start writing it down
And we'll put it all in later!
The con has barely started and we're nearly undone
Did we rent a damn piano?
Seems the only thing that's moving is the
Reg line!
Tell your friends you're heading down
And where they can meet you is the
Reg line
Better get yourself into a suit
And stand still for hours
Reg line
Just behind the
Ooh, I'm really not sure where it is
Reg line
Get yourself a bunch of stuff to forget in your hotel room
Reg line
Reg line
Reg line
Reg line
Ahhhhh
Reg line!