Perhaps my expectations aren't realistic
To think that any single conference could defy
A trend a decade long where I rot working retail
And now I'm giving up before it all begins
One weekend
Where I can finally have a say
One weekend
That lets me get out and away
So as I clutch an airline ticket and a suitcase, say a prayer
For my one weekend
One, three-day weekend
One weekend
All it takes to find and make the place you want to live in
One weekend
Time enough to find the stuff you're missing out on
One weekend
Every issue, every problem, every complication
One weekend
Give me just a few more days so I can get my
One weekend
One weekend
One weekend
I have a problem
With my bank account
Buy my commissions
It's what this con is all about
I might get paid this time
Soon they'll all wait in line for ME
This one weekend
One weekend
One weekend
Time to make it back
The flights, the rooms, the gasoline
One weekend
Draw and sketch and sell my soul to pay the bills
One weekend
Sure this can be fun but over all this is a business
One weekend
God, I hope you've all been saving up for this
One weekend
One weekend
Don't worry darling
It'll all be fine
I've checked every box
This train is runnin'
And it's runnin' on time
You think all my suit will fit?
If we take out the boxes of wine
Woah woah woah! I need those!
You can take two
I need all eight for the game to work!
Okay, four
Ugh! Fine. I can make this work, at least for
One weekend
Where the guys will turn their heads when they hear I'm coming
One weekend
Maybe THIS year you can find your way back to your bed... ALONE
One weekend
Reno hasn't gotten over what we did there last year (Reno hasn't gotten over what *I* did there last year)
One Weekend
And you know that we can't wait to do it all again
One weekend
This weekend!
One weekend
All it takes to find and make the place you want to live in
One weekend, all it takes to find the one you wanna be
One weekend
All it takes to find and make the place you want to live in
One weekend, all it takes to find the one you wanna be
One weekend
One weekend! (This weekend!)