It's the holidays and all your friends are comin' back to town
The streets are clogged with traffic while the snow is falling down
Be it a Christmas party or a Hanukkah fling,
Maybe Kwanzaa or a solstice bash
You might have an nonreligious, nonspecific, vegan-friendly,
Winter-themed employee party you wanna crash
Cause I'm makin' my list of all the good boys and girls
And all the people between from all around the world
But mostly
About a hundred people from the Midwest
(Chicago metro area)
Let's get excited, cuz you're all invited
But I'd like to name a few specific people
If you're a doggo, living in Chicago
You might be on Fox n' Pepper's Christmas list
You got that list for me Fox?
Oh, you bet I do
Alright, here we go
Zalno, Beomech, Velli, Monica, Velocity, Rebecca, and Don
Erin, Tye Dye, Gruff, Pandemonium, Bubbles, Bryant, Shale, and Twaydog
We got, Ezra Moon Sutton and Commander Wolf,
Elunn Ziphora, and the rest with long names
Like Blue Heeler Sunfire, Max Lightfoot,
Shadow Rocketfox, Michael Dragonsa, and Ben Saint James
Flop, Ciron, and Zillion Ross. Deyna, Fere, and Dr. Larks
Squeezy, Suzi, and AvenFawn. Allikuja walks in and the party starts
Kiraz, Becca, Ocebot, Jonkey,
I heard Zach Jones can really get into a pine tree
There's Toki, Tikaani, and SNK Okami,
A Feline that's Cheesy, Ty Husky, and Demitri
Let's get excited, cuz you're all invited
No time for the chorus gotta say more names now
Mike and Ike Husky. Synth and Tontig Fox
Zener and Vinny Coyote and Oxide Crux
Forrinwolf and Justin Chee, Aquilla,
Tyren, Caspian, a sergal named Rhi
Alshline, Chudlight, Rowtag, Aurorius,
Cellivar, Dezzifae, LAZ, Kameran
Isatis, Sonaro, Moonlight Drive,
Aeron, Battercake, Silverwind, Voltage, Raegan, AvenFawn
Let's highlight some people who put it in the name
So you can't get it wrong
Like Skyler Ringtail, Barkley Beaver,
Kira Worgen, and Doberdog. There's also
PJ and Jessica Stormtail, Darkwolf, and Moth Monarch
Alan Graymuzzle, Lord Headcheez, Jake Tiggy, and Ratliff Klamar
Let's get excited, cuz you're all invited
And I swear this song won't last much longer
While you were bidding, you thought we were kidding
We're almost at the end of Fox n' Pepper's Christmas list
Sammi, Hidan, Nyvel, Wylver, Karrow, Lurkine, Seledrex, Icewind
Suunto, Ichabod, Rixxis, Soggymaster, Ironfur, and Anthony
Blue Grayfox, and Kit Pawpad, takin' time to perfect their cuticles
And if they mix nog with the right chemicals
They might turn into The Dentist Mineral
Hey I think we should have a talk,
Look I don't wanna sound lazy rhyming Fox with Fox so let's
Get em out of the way right now so when I say a name, you say Fox
Hiroshi (Fox), Gotherine (Foxx),
Kai Saber (Fox), Sky the Silver (Fox)
Let's get excited, cuz you're all invited.
There's like, five more names till we get started
We'll have a riot if you're on a diet
There are some groceries on Fox n' Pepper's Christmas list
It's late and we're writin' cards,
Sorta sleepy and I'm eyein' the clocks
Miles Trovak and Sorcererdale, bring out your favorite winter frocks
Oh! Grys, and Amicus Verum better bust out the bagels and lox
For the last person on our list, it's Skai... (FOX!)
(Oh yeah, I remember that)
Let's get excited, cuz you're all invited
Thanks to all those shiny people
Though it barely rhymed we spent a ton of time
Writing up Fox n' Pepper's Christmas list
Chording out the Fox n' Pepper's Christmas list
Typing out names for Fox n' Pepper's Christmas list
We didn't rehearse Fox n' Pepper's Christmas
Christmas List