One, two
One, two, ready, go!
♪
Walking back from my place she seems happy
Nothing in the wind to keep me down
Got a package in the mail
Could it be my holy grail
A poking implement to rule all the tools with inferior fuels
What's that you got there in your pocket
She asked as we walk into the mall
Eyes widen as I show
The seventeen-inch dynamo
Rolls out when I flip the switch
And keeps growing, growing, growing
I said (Hey!) "Why is everybody runnin' for their life?"
It's just my double A battery controlled telescopic knife
(Double A battery controlled telescopic knife)
It's just my double A battery controlled telescopic knife
(Double A battery controlled telescopic knife)
My grandfather turns to me and says
"Let's go down in metaphoric history"
Because, I never had a grandfather
But if I did, I'm sure that he'd be proud
Of the loud-browed son-of-a-cow
Who can wield a blade the way that I do
I said (Hey!) "Why is everybody runnin' for their life?"
It's just my double A battery controlled telescopic knife
It's just my double A battery controlled telescopic knife
Is there an issue bringing weapons into this particular bank?
I was escorted out and there's only one thing to thank, and
It's my double A battery controlled telescopic knife
(Double A battery controlled telescopic knife)
It's my double A battery controlled telescopic knife
(Double A battery controlled telescopic)
There is an apple farmer lifting all the pilgrims from their huts
To find the weather only half as satisfying as before
And as an answer he says "Run to me, my daughters"
Have a crispish red delicious, the least truthful of the apples
Say it again and run to me
Say it again I'm not myself
Say it again and run to me
Say it again I'm not myself
Say it again and run to me
Say it again I'm not myself
I'm not myself
One, two, three, four
♪
I said (Hey!) "Why is everybody runnin' for their life?"
It's just my double A battery controlled telescopic knife
(Double A battery controlled telescopic knife)
It's just my double A battery controlled telescopic knife
(Double A battery controlled telescopic knife)
I said (Hey!) "Why is everybody runnin' for their life?"
It's just my double A tradgedy controlled ergonomic wife
(Double A battery controlled telescopic knife)
It's just my double A battery controlled telescopic knife
Woo!