Hot damn, there goes the sound again
Red light, indicating too much noise
What's that, coming out the speaker set
Too loud, all the volume coming out
We all know who's busy dialing in that tone
Stacking up the numbers
It's a recurring volume problem
And it's messing up our balance
And the fool that's been changing our dials
Has been the same for a while
It's the volume rat
Messing up our sound
With his rat-like mouth
Chewing up that sound
Cheese wheels, are his favorite snack
And he, where's a funny hat
He likes, turning up the noise
He bites, when he has no choice
We all know who's busy dialing in that tone
Stacking up the numbers
It's a recurring volume problem
And it's messing up our balance
And the fool that's been changing our dials
Has been the same for a while
It's the volume rat
Messing up our sound
With his rat-like mouth
There he goes
We better catch that mouse
It's the volume rat
Messing up our sound
With his rat-like mouth
Chewing up that sound