They met at college and took walks together
Someone who'd stand up to her parents for the first time ever
And they're opinion don't matter 'cause she loves him so
She's saying happy birthday justin - this is how it goes
Justin, woah, he's so old
But he's still alexis' favorite man to hold
Justin, woah, he's turning 43
Get this man a cake flavored slushie
He loves mountain dew and gives the warmest hugs
Can't forget purple minivans and slugbugs
Asking about the big book makes him old all right
Strangely he's okay with that - there was a firefight!
Justin, woah, he's so old
But he's still alexis' favorite man to hold
Justin, woah, he's turning 64
But he'll still let her ride on his back like a dinosaur
He smells like pancakes because of his job
And did we mention that kitty loves bob?
Now it's time for beans and weenies
Or maybe beans and weenies and hotdogs...
Bingo!
Justin, woah, he's so old
But he's still alexis' favorite man to hold
Justin, woah, we swear he's not a perv
Just a guy with a beard who gets manicures
Justin, woah, he's so old
But he's still alexis' favorite man to hold
Justin, woah, he's turning ninety thou
So let's get an ice cream for him right now