Cain slew Abel; Seth, he knew not why. For, if the children of Israel were supposed to multiply, Why must any children die? So he asked the L-rd. And the L-rd said: "Man means nothing, He means even less to me Than the lonliest cactus flower Or the homeless yucca tree. He chases round the desert - hah! Chasing after me ('cause he thinks he might find me there). L-rd, that's why i love mankind (He's so stupid). I recoil in horror from the fondness of thee, From the squalor and the filth; all your misery Oh, how we laugh up here in Heaven At the praise you offer me. That is why i just love mankind - hah!" The Christians and the Jews, They had a great, big jamboree. The Buddhists and the Hindus Joined in on satellite TV. They picked the four greatest priests - They began to speak. They said: "Plague is on the world - L-rd, no man is free. The temples that we've built to you, They just tumbled to the sea; L-rd, if you won't take care of us, Please let us be!" And the L-rd said ... ... the L-ord said: "I burn down your cities: How blind you must be; I take away your children: You say how blessed are thee; Y'all must be crazy, now, men, To put your faith in a man like me: That's why i love you, mankind! That is why i you, That's why i love you, mankind! Hah, ha, ha, haah ."