I have ever so much money I'm gorgeous And I can fly I survied the Inquisition Been a harlot Been a queen Survived for seven hundred years And still look seventeen Hon, one from whom you really should run I despise the light of the sun And I kill your kind just for fun Cause I'm a vampire Damn, I am what? I am what I am And I am impossibly glam And I am happy as a clam Cause I'm a vampire Blanche, with a blood flow no one can stanch A blood flow A blood avalance I'm a tidal wave of tarantulas I never age and I'll never die Unlike all the stars in the sky I'll be young forever But why? Cause I'm a vampire Dear, for whose victims I shed no tear I am neither sweet nor sincere And I'd rather drink blood than beer Cause I'm a vampire The sun will never touch me I abhor its filthy light I am the mistress of the damned And of the children of the night I have all the love I need It is your blood I crave I am the bitch goddess from beyond your grave I can turn into a bat I can cast the evil eye