It started with a hookup And then another few The problem was I liked him And had to see it through That was seven months ago And now I'm in a muddle Because I got two boyfriends Which means that I got trouble One is full of moxie Demonic but real cute The other one's a softie But giant and hirsute Don't make me choose between them I know I'm seeing double Because I got two boyfriends Which means that I got trouble They know about each other That doesn't make it work If anything it's harder Cuz I look like a jerk I used to dilly dally And daydream in my bubble But now I got two boyfriends Which means that I got trouble I've made some bad decisions But this might be the worst I should have seen it coming I wonder if I'm cursed Monogamy is boring Though not intolerable And I'm collecting boyfriends Must be that I love trouble