When the little hand is on the one That's when you go dancing if you're young With the alley cats And the sewer rats When everybody else is sleeping When the little hand is on the two That's when you get lucky if you're you In your go-go boots And your birthday suit When everybody else is sleeping When the little hand is on the three That's when things get ugly if you're me Where'd I put my shoes? We should get tattoos While everybody else is sleeping When the little hand is on the four That's when I pass out on the bathroom floor