You think you're inconspicuous
You think that no-one's got a clue
Well I don't think you realise
You're the biggest elephant in the room
Maybe she doesn't want your eyes on her
Maybe she doesn't want you leaning on her shoulder
I'm just judging by her body language
Her body language
I don't know why I care so much
Yeah I don't know why we never keep in touch
She told me that she hates you
She told me so, oh
Oh guess I can just swoop in?
No, it's a little bit harder than that
It's complicated (It's complicated!)
I'm infatuated, yeah (Infatuated!)
And intimidated (Intimidated!)
And unmotivated (Unmotivated!)
You've got a win-lose mindset
She's not a game she can't be won
But you don't really find that fun
And do you even know her cat's name?
'Cause I know her cat's name
But it's not a competition
Put on your perfume
It smelt so bad I had to leave the room
And I camped out in the loo
And she disagreed with you
So you told her to shut up
She didn't take it very well
Oh no she didn't take it very well
I don't know why I care so much
I don't know why we never keep in touch
She told me that she hates you
She told me so, uh oh
Guess I can just swoop in
No, it's a little bit harder than that
It's complicated (It's complicated!)
I'm infatuated, yeah (Infatuated!)
And intimidated (Intimidated!)
And unmotivated
Ooh, ooh, that's just who I am
(ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!)
So complicated (It's complicated!)
I'm infatuated, yeah (Incapsulated!)
And intimidated (Intimidated!)
And unmotivated (Unmotivated)
Ooh, ooh, It's c-c-c-c-c-c-complicated
Oh I'm intimidated
And unmotivated
And infatuated
And I can't be arsed to record an ending