Ok I'm in tune, start recording
I had a note on my phone
And I called it the plan
I'm an organised chap
I'm not a caveman
I like to plan things out
Makes me feel in control
Makes me feel like god
In my own little world
I never planned for this, oh no
I could never plan what just happened today
'Cause I today I met you
And then I wrote this song
You wasted my time
I'm behind schedule
Isn't that sublime
Isn't that just stellar
Look what you've done, you weirdo
Did I ask? Did I ask to fall for you?
Isn't that just swell
You don't care, oh well
Look what you've done, you weirdo
You've ruined my plans
I never planned to fall for you this soon
No no no no, n-n no no no
No no no no no
We can just be friends
Just a girl I know, just a pastime trend
By the way just curious, do you have a boyfriend?
You're so annoying with your laugh and your hair
And your eyes and your face and your voice
And all the things that make me smile
Leave me alone
I'm trying to write a song
Trying to keep my mind off you
I don't think it's working
(Don't think it's working)
Isn't that sublime
Isn't that just stellar
Look what you've done, you weirdo
Did I ask? Did I ask to fall for you?
Isn't that just swell
You don't care, oh well
Look what you've done, you weirdo
You've ruined my plans
I never planned to fall for you this soon
You know I guess you're alright
You could certainly be worse
You don't make me wanna
Climb into the back of a hearse
You know make me laugh
And I quite like laughing
And I quite like you
So let's skip the faffing
I hired one of my friends
To be an inside man
My eyes and ears
While I hid in a van
I'm just joking
Dammit I'm not funny
I'm so bad at this part
But I just wanna say
I think you're sublime
I think you're just stellar
Look at you you're a weirdo, you're just like me
I wanna be alone, but together, see?
You're so swell
I wanna care about you more than myself
Oh, you've ruined my plans, but I don't mind
I'd rather my plans be ruined by you
Than by anyone else in the history of humankind