When you're out at the bar and you've had way too much Who's gonna come pick you up? Next time please call me and don't go to jail You still owe me last weekend's bail Wherever we go, no matter how far Nothing can change who we are Amigos (Hey!) Amigos (Hey!) When your piece of shit pickup breaks down once again I know you don't have Triple A Who will reluctantly help out a friend? Who's only a phone call away? And when you've got a secret that you need to hide Who's gonna keep it inside Amigos, right from the start Amigos, we'll never part Amigos, that's Spanish for friends Amigos, until the end And if some jerk, down at your work Is pissing you off to no end Don't kick his ass, 'cause you'll probably get canned I'll handle your light work my friend And when you're crazy ass girlfriend kicks you out again You know who lives just 'round the bend By the way, that relationship's one you should end I'm telling you this as a friend Cause I heard she's banging like 10 other guys Amigos will tell you no lies Amigos, right from the start Amigos, we'll never part Amigos, means Spanish for friends Amigos, until the end Amigos, until the end