Down to your skivvies at the waterin' hole When it gets you wet, gonna save your soul It's the damndest thing Oh, it's the damndest thing You swear nothing's gonna happen, you're invincible Pedal to the metal down a dark dirt road It's the damndest thing Oh, it's the damndest thing Troublemaker, where you off to now I can tell you this ain't working out for anyone Troublemaker, where you off to now I can tell you this ain't working out for anyone My heart burns, yeah, I'm tired of the same old stuff Running like a river from God knows what It's the damndest thing Oh, it's the damndest thing Don't die, you're just a baby, yeah, you're way too young You haven't lived till you've been to the Grand Canyon It's the damndest thing Oh, it's the damndest thing Troublemaker, where you off to now I can tell you this ain't working out for anyone Troublemaker, where you off to now I can tell you this ain't working out for anyone You always knew just how to piss me off Some people just don't have a rock hard on I guess that's you Don't die, you're just a baby, yeah, you're way too young You haven't lived till you've been to the Grand Canyon It's the damndest thing Oh, it's the damndest thing Troublemaker, where you off to now I can tell you this ain't working out for anyone Troublemaker, where you off to now I can tell you this ain't working out for anyone Oh, I can tell you this ain't working out for anyone, no No, I can tell you this ain't working out for anyone