I woke up when my girlfriend Sally Banged my head against the floor "You're too rude - Now we're through I want a better life!" (There she goes, she'll never be his wife) There's a man waiting in the alley There's another outside my door They want me - They won't quit They want to take my life? (Oh yes, they want to take his life) I can hear them coming closer I think they're inside, inside my living room I wonder who they are? I wonder what they want? (Oh, he wonders what they want) There's a man looking through my records There's another questioning me "Is this yours? - Is this SKA? We represent the law!" (Oh no, they represent the law) Your neighbours called us up They heard you last nite Skanking with the rude boys in your living room Yes, I wonder where they are, I wonder where they went (Oh yes, I wonder when they left...) Last Nite