Well I think it's kind of funny
How this day a year ago
I was going out at night with friends
And making lots of dough
Oh boy, I would get chicks, have sex, and make friends with such ease
Well things today have changed 'cause now I'm just a kid with needs
What do you need, Kellen?
I need you dead
I need you gone
I'm staying up all night long
And I cannot sleep
If I know that you exist
One day I won't resist
I need you dead
I need you out of this place
I can't quite think when you're right in my face
With all that said I'm gonna say something to you...
I ate prince for breakfast
I wear pants on my head
I play with dogs
I use as a tire as my bed
You might call me crazy
You might call me insane
But I promise you I won't be the same
When you're dead
'Cause I'm Mr. Sane
I think it's kind of funny how
I used to be so smart
But now I count from 1 to 4
And every girl seems hot
My standards may have dropped a tad
But I'm not hard to please
Ladies, things today have changed 'cause now I'm just a kid with needs
I need you dead
I need you gone
I'm staying up all night long
And I cannot sleep
If I know that you exist
One day I won't resist
I need you dead
I need you out of this place
I can't quite think when you're right in my face
With all that said I'm gonna say something to you...
I play drums with my nose
I sing into a tree
I can lick my elbows
I tune the hairs on my knees
You might call me crazy
You might call me insane
But I promise you I won't be the same
When you're dead
'Cause I'm Mr. Sane
I'm Mr. Sane, I'm not insane...
I'm Mr. Sane