Frank, why me? I'm just ordinary Ordinary is beautiful I don't need Paris I don't need a fancy restaurant or a huge orchestra Just some subtle orchestrations I've seen the seven wonders If you give or take a few But all them seven wonders, well They can't compare to you I've been a lot of places Yes, I've travelled near and far But now I know that home is where you are Niagra Falls, a leaky faucet (what?) That a plumber oughta fix The Pyramids? (uh-huh) are really just A dusty pile of bricks (really?) The Taj Mahal, a fixer upper The Grand Canyon, just a hole (Oh no) The Grand Canal in Venice An Italian toilet bowl! (that's wrong) I've seen the seven wonders If you give or take a few But all them seven wonders, well They can't compare to you I've been a lot of places Yes, I've travelled near and far But now I know that home is where you are Okay... The Aurora Borealis? Just a nightlight on the Fritz Mmmm... And Stonehenge? Is just a bunch of rocks La Brea's tar? The pits! How 'bout the Leaning Tower of Pisa? Looks like something upped and broke Mount Rushmore? Someone climb up there and tell them boys a joke Yes, my travelling days are over Get the check, I'll pay the bill 'Cause I see all the wonders in your eyes Just standing still The clock's ticking, Brenda I can't- I don't wanna be a doctor forever. I wanna make a home- with you. I've been a lot of places But I've learned now, near and far There's no need to roam 'Cause home is where you are There's no need to roam 'Cause home is where you are Yes now I know that Home is where you are