You are a full blown pasta bake And I am a macaroni necklace You're good anytime And you're warm inside And I'd look pretty around your neck Dangling, covered in glitter Bring out the shine of your hair Endearing at first, but Nothing is worse than Getting that shit everywhere And I wouldn't lie to you I got all that stuff pretty cheap But when you're hung over When you're tired At least you'd have something to eat ♪ You are a high speed car chase And I am just two beers deep Getting pulled in to a DUI checkpoint When I just wanna go to sleep You are a high class street sweeper And I'm just a dog on the road And I wish you'd go soft But you're just doing your job Besides, I could use the ride home And if you haven't killed me By the time the night is through We'll talk in my kitchen To cover our tinnitus blues And if we finally run out Of poison to mush up our brains My local's open 24-7 And they practically give it away