Mr Make Believe Keeps his proposition brief Mr Know It All Tells you where to put or call And whom to leave Mr Fantasy Calls you up and starts a plea Says there's no excuse An offer that you can't refuse Do you agree Honestly I don't believe in fairytales Oh no Give me shares and bonds Send me lucrative coupons Grant me subsidies Offshore possibilities Just for once Honestly I don't believe in fairytales Oh no Give me meat and greed Satisfaction guaranteed Give me millionaires Contemplating bulls and bears A random cheat Honestly I don't believe in fairytales Oh no