Do me on the table baby do me on the floor
Man this girl is crazy I just met her at the mall
Right outside the gap she can't find nothin in her size
6 foot 5 with some real thick thighs
I saw a cardboard cut out that just quickly caught my eye
I walked over to it and then I got reminded
Of this fake blonde that I had a crush on
I loved all her movies and I loved all her songs
I told Gabriella that I must be on my way
She was kinda pist cause she wanted me to stay
I told her I had to take a trip to the hills
Just so I can see how it feels
Up in the planes while dancin with the stars
Out threw the hills were drivin in the cars
It ain't no secret everybody knows
Where I went and why I had to go
Girl your not much older than me n I'm really fun
I could use a visit to the beach in the sun
I'll bring hot Carl and dirty Sanchez
I'm not that rich but I got alot a friends
They all like my jokes and they think Im really funny
We can eat at mcdonalds you dont need to bring no money
If you do it'd be cool if you don't it's alright
We can drink old English all night
Hey baby come take me on a vacation what you waiting for
I wanna be with Lindsay Lohan oh I wanna wanna be her man I wanna be under those green lights I wanna be up all night