FELL IN LOVE WITH A HONKY I saw his long legs Walkin into Tootsie's Next thing I knew We was playing footsie He wasn't handsome Not my type Standing by himself In the jukebox light But there was somethin' about him that was kinda cute Made me love him right down to his cowboy boots I fell in love with a honky in a honky tonk bar Dressed up like A cowboy or a rodeo star Plays that country blues on a beat up ol' guitar I fell in love with a honky in a honky tonk bar About a week later had another date Cooked me some chitlins and chicken fried steak Offered me ice cream he was my kinda fella He had chocolate I had me some vanilla Things were heatin' up I couldn't help but notice He stopped singing Hank switched right Into Otis I fell in love with a honky in a honky tonk bar Dressed up like a cowboy or a rodeo star Plays that country music on a beat up ol' guitar Fell in love with a honky in a honky tonk bar When he's honky tonkin' I almost lose control Who knew a country boy Could have so much soul? I fell in love with a honky in a honky tonk bar Now everywhere we go people seem to stare Whatever reason that they got we don't really care Even though we're different as day is from night Love is so much bigger than plain ol' black and white I got myself a man who's tall, slim and hunky And every day he's getting just a little more funky