Sex is back It's running hot and cool like a pussycat Stretching his back by the side of a swimming pool Sex is back it never went away it came out of the underground And it looks like sex is here to stay Sex is back it's on the front page, too A young housewife re-discovered it on Aisle 7 next to the air and food Sex is back I thought it disappeared, but some people are saying you just can't keep a good thing down, they're calling it the comeback of the year Sex is back And not just for cats and fish Somebody's reported that they're serving sex as an ala carte dish Sex is back and if the President can Then every boy and every girl and even your old man can Sex is back It just hauled off and came out of the woods And the weird part about it is even the Republicans Are starting to think that sex is good If you haven't heard that sex is back your head's stuck in the sand If you don't know that sex is back I simply have to make you understand That sex is back...