Alright! Count us in, Tom Alright, this song is called "Unemployment Dreams." One, two, three I was up I tried to fire myself to sleep I tried to have Some unemployment dreams I tried to die But I couldn't at this stage When you're this young, You've just gotta wait "Please have a seat We'll be seeing you in some time" I'm counting sheep On the unemployment line I sleep in sheets Out of stapled-together resumes Yes, it is getting dark I do believe it is getting late It is getting late It is getting late You can't force me I won't stay A pink slip for A comatose day You can't force me I won't stay A pink slip for A comatose day I was up I tried to fire myself to sleep I tried to have Some unemployment dreams I tried to die But I couldn't at this stage When you're this young, You've just gotta wait "Please have a seat We'll be seeing you in some time" I'm counting sheep On the unemployment line I sleep in sheets Out of stapled-together resumes Yes, it is getting dark I do believe it is getting late It is getting late It is getting late You can't force me I won't stay A pink slip for A comatose day You can't force me I won't stay A pink slip for A comatose day Yeah! Thomas Patrick Maguire, everybody (Thanks, Justin) Thomas Patrick Maguire, everybody