I've got two feet But they don't do what I need I've got two legs But they don't end in my feet I've got two friends And they don't seem to like me I'd say, but I think That they'd find it funny ♪ I've been unable To keep myself clean I've said too much Now I don't know what I mean I've been misleading My words have been unclear I say what i want And you hear what you hear ♪ Two friends and Dead ends A deadbeat With crow's feet The eyes that I own They don't look straight.