Once I thought I'd move to Nashville Where everyone's better than me And I've heard L.A. is nice this time of year Before it breaks into the sea You'll see them dancing out at parties Or drinking smoothies made of grass And with my many teeth I can't help but smile You know, a picture makes it last And now the evening's Hudson River Or without glasses on, Monet Oh lord, what kind of idiot Would go to work this time of day? You'll see us dancing out at parties And drinking smoothies made of grass And with my many teeth I can't help but smile You know, a picture makes it last If this is the new religion Then where does that leave me? I'm a zealot and a hypocrite Just like I'm supposed to be And now I'm shopping for my groceries And wondering what it's like to die And now I'm wondering if we ever will When we're all data in the sky? You'll see us dancing out at parties And drinking smoothies made of grass And with my many teeth I can't help but smile You know, a picture makes it last If this is the new religion Then where does that leave me? I'm a zealot and a hypocrite Just like I'm supposed to be If this is the new religion Then where does that leave me? I'm a zealot and a hypocrite Just like I've been told to be