Everybody quick Get on that church van We got to get to Pleasant Valley Bible Camp You got you toothpaste and Q-tips You got your walkman You better hurry up We got a long drive ahead Dear God keep us safe on the roads Be with the kids and chaperones In Jesus name amen Now kids don't you dare forget It's Pierson Bible Church you represent Now there's a bunch of other church kids Sleeping in their bunk beds Try your best to get along They got a recreation center and they're holding tournaments For ping pong and basketball The got a swimming pool for swimming You can take a tube down the snow hill They got a pastor gonna be spiking And sermon gonna do you well Now I want to see some muscle Everybody better hustle up and down that dirty gym floor Stick to Mississippi two and a zone defense No throwing up prayers from half-court And if I catch you boys in the van Making out with the girls again I'm gonna send you straight back to Pierson Playing Gin Rummy with your Mom and Dad