And, this one's called 'A Modern Adventure'
A modern adventure
For children and grown-ups alike
The peak of potential
We're better off on the outside
Hi hi, let's take a drive and get out of this hole
Hey ho, let's hit the road and take back our control
We needed a leader
But the dickheads would like to decide
So we vanquished our valour
And we exorcised most of our rights
Democracy divebombs
And inspires an instant divide
I feel like I live in a sitcom
From approximately 1979
Hi hi, let's take a drive and try to catch some sky
Hey ho, let's hit the road, where to? Who knows and
Wave bye bye, wave bye bye
Let fortune be our guide
Wave bye bye, wave bye bye
With no on by our side
Minority authority
Majority inferiority
Alright Jack, he's on the attack
With a belly full of bitter and his 'Bigots Do It Better' cap
Flag shaggers with affluent backers
Blunted on the amber while they're sharpening their daggers
Hi hi, lets take a drive and get out of this place
Hey ho, let's hit the road, forget the human race
Hi hi, lets take our time and find the reasons why
We go against the flow, oh dry your eyes and
Wave bye bye, wave bye bye
Let fortune be our guide
Wave bye bye, wave bye bye
A social suicide
Thanks very much
I don't think we've been formerly introduced
My name's Chris Catalyst
This is my friend Peter
This is Charlie on the drum set
Together we make, uh, ace lads
That's our name for the night, ace lads