Diaperman with his diaper on Hovers over the front lawn Diaperman flies high and straight In his mustard-colored cape Diaperman surveys the scene His diaper is always clean Diaperman patrols the skies Pooing on all the bad guys Down below in the grass A Nincompoop drops some trash then Flees the scene in tennis shoes Diaperman's in hot pursuit Nincompoop ducks and hides Diaperman flies on by Nincompoop is safe at last In his hideout by the railroad tracks Diaperman doubles back Setting up his sneak attack Nincompoop looks both ways Creeps out from his secret cave Diaperman loop-d-loops Swoops down on the Nincompoop Diaperman gives him a hug Don't be such a litterbug When you look at the Nincompoop You wouldn't know he knows kung fu The two of them join forces Faster than two racehorses Now Diaperman is superdupe With his sidekick Nincompoop With a bird's eye view they protect the land Nincompoop and Diaperman Diaperman and Nincompoop And Diaperman and Nincompoop and Diaperman Diaperman does it again another happy end Diaperman does it again turning foe into friend Diaperman does it again another happy ending