I got sand in my hair Sand down in my underwear I don't understand where all this sand comes from I got sand in my nose I got sand between my toes And I'd love to share if you'd care for some While you laugh I just had to take a bath Yes it's true It's me right now next time it might be you I got sand in my socks I got sand in my lunchbox And sand inside my sandwich isn't cool And now there's sand in my belly From my peanut butter and jelly It's a sand buffet while I play this tune While you laugh I just took another bath Yes it's true It's me right now next time it might be you What if the sky stuck to you? Little birds and feathers too And random clouds every now and then And what if stars from outer space Covered you from foot to face Without a doubt I'll help you out my friend I won't laugh While you take your seventh bath Now you see It could be you or it might be me Help me please! If it's sand or killer bees Yes it's true It's me right now next time it might be you Sand is not that bad I'll keep the problems that I have I've become friends with most of them I guess And when problems stick to you Like a little dog doo on your shoe Hold your nose I'll fetch the hose for you While you laugh I just took a hundred baths Yes it's true It's me right now next time it might be...