This is the party of my life
I hope my friends will come around
Why am I still alone?
Where on earth are all my friends tonight?
My fridge is full of beer
But no one else is in sight
At 10 some guests arrive
Two nerds looking to score
Fat chicks so oversized
Basely hit through the door
Was that the doorbell ringing?
Who else is showing up?
I'm running to the door
My friends are coming! Or...?
This is the party of my life
I don't know anyone around
My friends thought they were funny and
Invited everyone
This is the party of my life
I don't know anyone around
My friends thought they were funny and
Invited everyone in town
The neighborhood invades my house
At least they're bringing Jack
Guys from the football team
Caught a nerd and slap him on his back
What's going on in my parent's room tonight?
You can hear the moaning through the door
Burst in right away and see
Mom and Finch still fuckin' on the floor
Was that the doorbell ringing?
Who else is showing up?
I'm running to the door
My friends are coming! Or...?
This is the party of my life
I don't know anyone around
My friends thought they were funny and
Invited everyone
This is the party of my life
I don't know anyone around
My friends thought they were funny and
Invited everyone in town
Dog is painted red – Oh yeah!
Tequila for the cat – Oh yeah!
Whiskey on ice – Oh yeah!
But the Boobs are nice – Oh yeah!
Naked in the pool – Oh yeah!
Acting like a fool – Oh yeah!
Watching daddy's porn – Oh yeah!
Leaving before dawn – Oh no!!!
This is the party of my life
I don't know anyone around
My friends thought they were funny and
Invited everyone
This is the party of my life
I don't know anybody here
I'm getting freaking wasted
Tequila whiskey and some beer
The party of my life
The party of my life
I cut my way through wasted dudes
A pool of vomit blocks my way
I spot my friends dying laughing
For what they've done I'll make them pay