When an irresistible force such as you Meets an old immovable object like me You can bet just as sure as you live Something's gotta give Something's gotta give Something's gotta give When an irrepressible smile such as yours Warms an old implacable heart such as mine Don't say no, because I insist Somewhere Somehow Someone's gonna get kissed So, en garde, who knows what the fates have in store From their vast mysterious sky? I'll try hard ignoring those lips I adore But how long can anyone try? Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight it with all of our might Chances are some heavenly star-spangled night We'll find out just as sure as we live Something's gotta give Something's gotta give Something's gotta give