I have this thing where I get older but just never wiser Midnights become my afternoons When my depression works the graveyard shift All of the people I have ghosted stand there in the room I should not be left to my own devices They come with prices and vices, I end up in crisis I wake up screamin' from dreamin' One day I'll watch you as you're Leavin' 'cause you got tired of my schemin' It's me, Hi I'm the problem, it's me At teatime, everybody agrees I'll stare directly at the sun but never in the mirror It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero Sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby And I'm a monster on the hill Too big to hang out Slowly lurching toward your favorite city Pierced through the heart but never killed Did you hear my covert narcissism I disguise as altruism like some crooked congressman? I wake up screaming from dreamin' One day I'll watch you as you're leavin' Life will lose all of its meanin' It's me, Hi I'm the problem, it's me At teatime, everybody agrees I'll stare directly at the sun but never in the mirror It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero I have this dream where My daughter kills me for the money She thinks I left her in the will And all the family gathers round And then somebody screams out He's laughin' up at us from hell It's me, Hi I'm the problem, it's me At teatime, everybody agrees I'll stare directly at the sun but never in the mirror It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero