Romaine lettuce
And poisonous things
Almost as bad as the shooter down the street
I'll take the wrong pill
Get robbed in my sleep
Take me a jog
And get hit by a jeep
I'll drive too fast
Or I'll drive too slow
Make bad friends
Who get high and break bones
Stub my toe
And bleed out slow
My salad could kill me
Now I know
They're comin' for my life
They're comin' for my life
Laundry pods
Exploding phones
Double dog dare you to streak in the snow
I like my odds
Don't tell me no
My manager said
I need a viral video
You think I'm wrong?
Go check the charts
It's all in the story
Fuck your art
We'll need to change your curly hair for a start
Give me a wig
I'll take the part
They're comin' for my life
They're comin' for my life
They're comin' for my life
They're comin' for my life
Yeah, they're comin' for my life
I don't wanna feel nice
I don't wanna feel nothin'
I just wanna big house and a pocket full of money
I just wanna feel safe
I'm so tired of doubt
I don't need a whole lot
Just a way to break out
Cut it out
Back to work
I can see you online
The president called;
He said it's nuclear time
Where should we go?
No, their wifi is slow
Lets stay at my place til we explode
They're comin' for my life
They're comin' for my life
They're comin' for my life
They're comin' for my life
They're comin' for me
I know they're comin' for me
I know they're comin' for me
I know they're comin'
Yeah, they're comin' for my life
They're comin' for my life
They're comin' for me
I know they're comin' for me